Caught on camera: Episode 2

Coach Bongs speaks out: "A certain striker brought a pair of stiletos and a figure belt to the game on Sunday. He was in an unusual happy mood and in top form scoring with every touch. One goal he controlled by a certain part in his groin area then assumed a horizontal position in mid air and poked the ball to score in a good goal. It's unclear at this point whether the shoes and belt belong to him or a female companion because of late he has been using a double barrel surname; a practise common with married women who don't want to lose their maiden names.

The story continues... In a bid to cover this from team mates the striker put the stiletos and belt in my car. With recent Zeal back problems, Packers missing for two weeks coming to concede penalties, Nicky missing on Sunday- the team has had many women related problems and the striker could have faced the wrath of the team.

Myself being married, Tinashe Ashley Sibanda Mutize thought people would not mind seeing stiletos in my car. He however forgot to get his thngs after the game. Now am with my wife happily driving around and she sees.... you rightly guessed it a pair of stiletos and a figure belt. How could anyone explain that really gentlemen. Can't say they are for a male teammate. It will look like am cheating with a guy worse. Of all married guys i havent had issues with visas but with such asazi. Its like Sheron finding soil between Benji's bums. As a result i shall miss Sunday's game in an effort to pliz the wife. I will be taking her on a shopping holiday trip which a certain striker has to fully pay for. So Kumbi and i will be with our wives ths weekend.