Benji at it again

Benjamin Sibanda, also known as Bhebhi in other qaurters is a man who never runs out of ideas of not only suprising his teammates and his "lovely wife" but even himself.

This past Sunday he excused himself from FC Broadhurst's match against lowly ranked PASCO FC on the pretext that he had a business meeting with an unnamed client at Main Mall. Instead of staying home and ready himself for the supposed business meeting, he rose early morning to join ranks with Mogoditshane SDA Church who were playing that morning.

In a telephone interview, Bhebhi revealed that he chose to snub Broadhurst because he had a meeting but because he wanted to play soccer he had to go and play for Mogoditshane "since they start early while you (Broadhurst) guys are always late."

"I cannot leave umfazi wami omnandi (my juicy wife) at home and wait for people who come late, at least with these guys i play and go back home to my lovely Shez (Shez is his wife)," said Benji who is always late even for a match scheduled for 10am, before switching off his mobile phone.

The city of Gaborone is currently hosting a circus by the open field at the Main Mall.Well the cat let itself out of the bag later in the afternoon when Shez sent an sms to this reporter gloating that she was having a time of her life at the circus.

Further investigation by this reporter revealed that Shez was actually texting while riding on the back of a circus elephant...yes she was with Bhebhi.

Overwhelmed with joy of being ontop of big mammal Bhebhi texted this reporter using his juicy wife's phone: "asigandanga sigadile, ungabodladla". For starters, "ungabodladla" is a word that was coined by guys at FC Broadhurst and it is unique to them. Now, Shez is renowned for her disdain of soccer and she could not therefore have suddenly fallen in love with soccer to such levels that she can construct a sentence with the word ukudladla.

He then ceased communicating further when pressed on why he had sabotaged over two dozens of men by arranging a match that he did not want to attend. This is not the first time that he has sabotaged the team this way: last month he organised a match with a UB Graduate School team but on the day of the match he was nowhere to be seen. He had lied to his wife that he was going to Ronny's place from whence they would come for the Graduate School match. He left his phone at home and the poor juicy wife had to call the whole of Gaborone looking for Bhebhi who was neither with FC Broadhurst nor his phone.

With a fuming wife at home, Bhebhi conjured a scheme of buying himself time to soothe the frothing Shez. He hastened to organise a business trip to South Africa that afternoon and even to date noone really knows if he crossed the border.

Two months back he lied to his wife that he was meeting a client at BBS Mall when infact he was travelling for a game of soccer in Oodi. This is the day when he came home to a wife who wanted him to explain why he had soil between his toes and bums.

Of late he has been dressing like South Africa's former jail bird and fraudster, Freddie Gwala of the "amadamara" fame. God forbid if he aspiring to be a Freddie Gwala