Caught on camera

Of late there's so much that has been happening to our team and we have set out to unearth the source of these misdemeanors. Preliminary findings suggest that the forces causing our players to have broken backs; have uncontrollable tempers; carry tennis rackets in their car boots; and fail to wash the kit among other things, come as a result of women clouding the players' minds.

Now the camera has been rolling and there is a dossier of evidence that will help the management put these matters to bed. And the holy book rightly puts it- nothing done under the cover of darkness shall remain a secret.


And everyone always thought Nick was a weak! Well a closer look at this picture doesn't suggest the lad is weak- what makes him weak is what he does before the night before the game.

Some players are allegedly engaged in "weight lifting" but at a church concert held last weak, the player who has bragged in public that he carries weights in excess of 200 kilograms, was in the company of a lady who is estimated to be weighing just over 60 kilograms.

At the same concert was one left footed midfield who has been gaining weight and he too was in the company of one from the fairer sex. Maybe he thought this was a hide out spot and no one would see him because he hastened to claim that the lady was his cousin. Well he left before the concert was over.